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band formed in Edinburgh, Scotland in 1993. Frontman

Ben Wallers Benedict Roger Wallers, also known as The Rebel, is the frontman, guitarist, vocalist and songwriter for the band Country Teasers. His lyrics often deal with taboo subjects such as racism, sexism and xenophobia from first-person standpoints. B ...

also performs solo as The Rebel. He plays live shows with a Gameboy backing-track or accompanied by Country Teasers bassist Sophie Politowicz on drums. Long-time members of Country Teasers include songwriter B.R. Wallers (vocals, guitar), Leighton Crook (drums), Robert McNeill (guitar, synth), Alastair MacKinven (guitar), Sophie Politowicz (bass guitar, drums). Original members of the band include playwright

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(bass guitar), Alan Crichton (guitar), Eck King (drums), Lawrence Worthington (drums). Sometime member Richard Greenan (guitar) plays with the band. Sometimes

Background

Early Country Teasers albums were characterised by literate, scathingly satirical lyrics and discordant, repetitive sound – like

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or The Fall through a setlist of art-damaged country and western songs.Maerz, Jennifer.
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, ''The Stranger'' (January 8, 2004). Accessed March 12, 2007. Later Teasers releases branched out to "abuse not only country and western but every other genre they can get their hands on, including rap, goth, punk, folk, disco, electronic, and noise,"Country Teasers Live
", ''Universal Buzz'' (July 31, 1999). Accessed March 12, 2007. leading to comparisons with other home-recording deconstructionists like

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, ''The Stranger'' (May 16, 2006). Accessed March 12, 2007. Frontman and songwriter

's lyrics have elicited comparisons to

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and Chris Morris,Mellors, Nathaniel.
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, ''Frieze Magazine'' (2006). Accessed March 12, 2007. provoking the audience with unorthodox standpoints and purposefully offensive vocabulary in order to force them to question their own opinions. In the words of a writer on the ''Drowned in Sound'' website, ""Evil country outfit" Country Teasers are led by the enigmatic singer/guitarist BR Wallers. Their discordant aural assault is filled out with bitingly ironic lyrics, poking fun at racism and sexism by inhabiting the minds of the losers that purvey these attitudes."Country Teasers
", ''Drowned in Sound'' (October 5, 2006). Accessed March 12, 2007. "Like moralistic ’80s punks Crass, the Country Teasers make their statement, but they use humor to do it, as opposed to histrionic art-house punk screech… They find your comfort zone and blissfully stomp all over it."Davidson, Duncan Scott.
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, ''San Francisco Bay Guardian''. Accessed January 21, 2007. The Teasers' live shows are infamously unpredictable fusions of alcohol-or-whatever-fueled unprofessionalism and high-concept performance art, or in the words of the New York Press: "Country Teasers does art better than Sonic Youth and drunkenness better than The Pogues—and doesn’t need art or liquor to be confrontational bastards."Preview - Country Teasers live at Tonic
", ''New York Press'' (June 15, 2006). Accessed January 21, 2007. Country Teasers are often compared to The Fall, although as Static Party's Ryan W points out, "it's not in the chord structures or the Northern (UK) accent, it's in the feel they create akin to the early Fall records that a truly creative brain is battering against resistance (self or other) to create something meaningful to itself. If you get something from it as well... Art! Put on a CT record and read the

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comics, it's better than bread and chocolate."Country Teasers - Against
, ''Static Party'' (August 29, 2006). Accessed March 12, 2007.

Discography

Albums

*'' The Pastoral - Not Rustic - World of Their Greatest Hits'' (1995,

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) *'' Satan Is Real Again, or Feeling Good About Bad Thoughts'' (1996, Crypt Records) *'' Back to the Future, or Brideshead Revisitted Revisitted'' (1998,

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) *'' Destroy All Human Life'' (1999,

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) *''

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'' (2002, In the Red) *''

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'' (2003, In the Red) *''

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'' (2005, In the Red) *''

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'' (2006, In the Red) *'' W.O.A.R./W.O.A.'' (split 12" with

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) (2008,

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Singles

*''"Anytime, Cowboy"'', (1995,

) **''"Anytime, Cowboy", with b-side "No.1 Man"'' *Split 7" with Penthouse, (1996, Butcher's Wig) **''"Getaway"'' *''The Scottish Single'', (1996,

) **''"The Last Bridge of Spencer Smith", with b-side "Prettiest Slave on the Barge/Kenny Malcolm on Smack"'' *''Secrets in Welsh'' (1996, Nana Records) **''"Tough Luck on Jock", "Treble Life, Part 2", "Secrets in Welsh" and "Flares"'' *''Against the Country Teasers!'' (1996,

) **''"After One Thing", "Bryson's the Baker", "Small Shark in Tiny Pool", "Adam Wakes Up", "Kenny Malcolm On Smack Left Prettiest Slave On The Right" and "Henry Krinkle's Theme"'' *Split 7" with Amnesiac Godz (2/3

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), (1999, Guided Missile Records) **''"Country Teasers", "Hairy Wine" and "Reynard the Fox"'' *''"Laziness"'', (2004
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hop 022) **''"Raglan Top Of Lonsdale Grey", "Assfucksiation Initiated", "Laziness", "Ahoy There"''

Videos

*''"Country Teasers"'' live at CasRock Edinburgh, (1994, barnend video) *''"Various Artists"'' Transistor 1. Anytimecowboy. (video compilation released by Amendment Records (US) around 2001-2002)Features rare live footages from 1998-2001 * "THIS FILM SHOULD NOT EXIST": 1995 tour with The Oblivians, a film by Gisella Albertini, Massimo Scocca, Nicolas Drolc, 2020
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Appearances

*''Guided Missile Recordings: A "Guided" Tour'' (1996, Guided Missile) **'' racks unknown' *''Plan Boom'' (1996, What's That Noise Records) **''"Black Eggs"'' *''Maximum Beatbox'' (1996, Fidel Bastro (Hell No!)/Heinz Krämers Tanz Café) **''"O1- Only My saviour" "O2 getaway"''recorded live at Heinz Krämers Tanz Café 1995/96 *''Cheapo Crypt Sampler #2!'' (1997,

) **''"Black Change" and "Mosquito"'' *''Crypt - Beat Generation'' (1997, Beat Generation no. 5) **''"Black Change" and "Black Cloud Wandering"'' *''Hits & Missiles'' (1998, Guided Missile) **''"Only Whittlin"'' *''Opscene #6'', (1999, Opscene Magazine) **''"Hairy Wine"'' *''Don't Tread On Me'' (1999, Butcher's Wig/Shellshock/Pinnacle) **''"Getaway"'' *''Flitwick Records Compilation'' (2002
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**''"Independent Mail Guardian (Success)"'' *''La Legaña Sinfónica'' (2003, Discos Alehop!) **''"Please Stop Fucking Each Other"'' *''Hot Pinball Rock Vol. 2 (Multiball #22 CD with magazine)'' (2004, Extra Ball Records) **''"Pinball Machine"'' *''Babyhead'' (2004, S-S Records) **''"I Like the Cock"'' *''Static Disaster: The U.K. In The Red Records Sampler'' (2005, In The Red) **''"Success"'' *''Revolver USA Sampler Summer '06'' (2006, Midheaven) **''"Please Ban Music"''

References

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